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In these dark days of financial collapse and (f)unemployment, it’s natural that more and more people are on the prowl for a job. Want a competitive edge? You don’t have to be a web designer or an awesome graphic designer to take advantage of Flavors.me. And it does feel like taking advantage. (I fully expect a (deserved) rebuke from our own graphic designer, who has actual knowledge of shit like this.)
Make a snazzy, elegant resume or portfolio website in seriously no time flat. Sign up, plug in your basic info, connect as many social media feeds as you please, and wham!”
